Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Listless Lists: What My Dog Sniffed While Out For A Walk

1. Fire hydrant
2. Twigs and shit
3. Discarded bag of McDonald's food
4. Squirrel!
5. Another dog's ass
6. A dead body, poorly hidden in the bushes
7. Partially buried Ziplock bag filled with cocaine
8. Some flowers, before she promptly ate them
9. The grass, looking for a place to pee
10. An angry skunk
11. A bloody knife left carelessly in my neighbor's trash can

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