1. Same reason why I also carry a gun
2. I might get the urge to carve my name into a tree
3. I like how shiny the blade is
4. Sometimes I just like to cut things
5. I find myself engaged in a game of knifey/spoony all too often
6. To defend myself against random meth-heads
7. How else am I going to chop up all this celery?
8. To clean out the dirt under my fingernails
9. In case I need to MacGyver my way out of a situation
10. You never know when a girl might want half a hot dog
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