Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Listless Lists: Reasons To Stop In The Middle of Sex

1. Because it was too embarrassing for both parties
2. Dislocated shoulder attempting a suspended congress position
3. Safe word was used
4. Heart attack
5. Projectile vomited all over the other person's private area
6. Had to answer texts from girlfriend/boyfriend that is being cheating on
7. Suddenly figured out how light behaves as both a particle and a wave
8. Passed out drunk before climax
9. Was too awkward to continue with the dog watching
10. Viagra wore off
11. Called the other person by the wrong name
12. Knocked the video camera over
13. Image of grandmother came into mind

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