Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Listless Lists: What Happens At The End of a Porno

1. I don't know...I never make it to the end
2. He fixes the cable
3. Everyone gets hosed down and sterilized 
4. A lot of exaggerated moaning and a staged climax
5. The bed sheets get burned
6. Some more horrible acting and then a quick fade out
7. Traditionally a cumshot of some sort
8. The woman admits she didn't really need a plumber
9. Snape kills Dumbledore
10. Everyone gets their STD test results back
11. Feelings of immediate regret and self-loathing arise

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