1. Too many good cable TV shows to catch up on
2. Been busy working on a video project
3. Got drunk, passed out in alley, woke up on cargo ship bound for Columbia
4. Severed all my fingers in a freak bear trap accident
5. I've been too upset over Kim Kardashian's divorce
6. Was kidnapped, held captive for a week, then escaped
7. I'm still recovering from my surgery a month ago, give me a break!
8. Was busy serving paternity lawsuit papers to Justin Bieber
9. Participated in Occupy Chicago, then realized I wasn't part of the 99%
10. Why bother? No one visits this site anyway...
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