Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Listless Lists: Worst Feelings In The World

1. Discovering the condom broke
2. Wearing wet socks
3. Leaning back in your chair, that moment right as you begin to fall over
4. Realizing you sent a naked pic on your phone to the wrong number
5. When you're about to sneeze and then end up not sneezing
6. The crash after a sugar high
7. Accidentally sitting on a testicle
8. A girl that uses her teeth
9. When your doctor says, "Uh oh...that doesn't look good."
10. When one's penis touches the inside rim of a public toilet
11. That moment before you're about to vomit and are waiting for it
12. Explosive shits

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