1. My doctor uses rusty needles
2. I want to be paid for my blood/don't get paid enough
3. Was exposed to Mad Cow Disease in Europe during the 1980s
4. Don't have any. Only ice runs through my veins
5. Iron deficiency
6. The sight of a needle makes me faint
7. Apparently they won't let you donate with a BAC of 0.3
8. Am occasionally anemic...
9. Too afraid of catching an STD from a contaminated needle
10. I'm just lazy
11. The cookies they give you afterward are insulting to my taste buds
12. No one else is worthy of having my superior blood
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