1. The overwhelming urge to urinate
2. Because society says I have to go to work
3. The scent of sizzling bacon
4. Well, you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning...
5. Bedbugs
6. Internet porn
7. To shut up that fucking cat that won't stop meowing
8. Left the blinds open and the sunlight is too bright
9. Need to check on the person I have tied up in the cellar
10. The girlfriend promised morning sex
11. Someone pooped the bed
12. Must enact revenge
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